A man with a finger up his nose
...ponders the many paradoxes of his modern day life.
huh?
That's right!.
Its a book about a man who ponders the many paradoxes of his modern day life.
While simultaneously having a finger up his nose.
He can do two things at the same time.
(and you probably guessed it, he just might be thinking things that I've though myself)
Status
Almost there... Just need to come up with some more paradoxes.